Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me
Jasmen.
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It snowed today but here are some pics from last week when the weather still made sense
“the CIA is releasing tens of thousands of files and videos from bin laden’s compound today, except his DVDs of ‘home on the range’ and ‘ice age: dawn of the dinosaurs’ and his copy of final fantasy vii, because those are copyrighted” is not a sentence i ever thought i would type, but 2017 continues to be full of surprises
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I am way more convinced that these two are in love than the followmeto folks
doe:
Penguin “Mirror” - they rotate to form an image of what’s in front of them
#what a time to be alive
Why did I first think they were highly trained real penguins
you can only reblog this today
Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work
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Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This post is a journey
1 Reblog = 1 Respect
I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits.
Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses.
Poseidon: It should be aquatic.I MEAN where’s the lie
Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this?
Everyone: Australia.
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ppl who ‘want horror movies to stop being made because all the good ones have already been made’ are fucking fools and I’ll kick their asses
why make any more moviea at all? after watching rugrats in Paris i don’t need to see anything else.
This but unironically.
I’ll kill you for accusing me of irony
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I’d like to add theocratic christofascist prick to the list.
Add? That was what he said.
Fuckin Bot fly!
Complete bigot
Just want to point out that if a Jewish VP said they were “Jewish first,” they would be dragged for having “dual loyalties” and be slandered as suspicious, untrustworthy, and un-American.
Epitome of Christian privilege, normativity, and supremacy right here!
Jesus Christ literally said that creatures like Mike Pence aren’t going to heaven
So yeah, he can call himself a “Christian” all he wants
Jesus would just call him a cunt
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